Jimmy!

actually, I took a take-out order for Jimmy Fallon last night. I answered the phone and he said "Hi, it's Jimmy, Jimmy Fallon." and I said, "Jimmy! what can I get you?" like we were old friends because I was so taken aback, and because his voice sounds on the phone exactly what it sounds like on TV. and my manager scowled at me because we always address everyone as sir, and I had to put him on hold so a girl who has been working there forever could pick up the phone and say, "Mr. Fallon Sir, how might I assist you this evening?" give me a break, the guy's a comedian, I doubt he cares.

also, smooth move of the night, the great and omnipotent and extremely scary Mrs. Walia called (she's the wife of the owner and she's got everyone under her thumb) and I tried to put her on hold but forgot to press the hold button. so I hung up on her. good for me. As far as I know though, I am still employed. I work a double today.