1) wear a headscarf and sunglasses (hooded sweatshirts are a more viable option unless of course you haven't done laundry in three weeks, as is my situation).
2)sit in your room until you hear both of their doors slam, then emerge to quickly nuke some soup in the microwave (things like rice, which take a long time and frequent stirring are discouraged). Return to your room.
3)go on long walks in prospect park
4)go to the gym
5)wear headphones constantly so if (gasp) you run into one of them you can point to your ears indicating, "this is not a good time for small talk"
6)frequently visit your old roommate who you actually liked
7)clean the kitchen vigorously all the while saying, "gross, who lives in a pigsty like this?" loudly enough so that the one in the room off the kitchen can hear you and feel ashamed and want to avoid you as well (the more people trying to avoid eachother, the more likely it is you won't cross paths)
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