Chicken Tikka Masala? I think not.

Oh yeah, forgot to tell you, I quit my job at the Indian joint. Not too smart, given my current financial status, but relief never tasted so sweet.

Also, I was scared of my Indian mafia boss, so I told them that there had been a family crisis and I had to leave New York indefinitely. Mama, you would have been proud of my acting skills, I was all shaky and teary and they felt awful for me. HA! so they are sending the check home to Vermont, because giving them my brooklyn address would not have been very consistent with my fib. So be looking for it in the mail, then will you send it to me?

My address here: 139 Calyer St, Brooklyn, NY 11222

no apartment number or anything.