A man walked down the street with a banana in his ear...

So a panda walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "can I help you?"  The panda says, "yeah do you have anything to eat?"  The bartender says, "sure, what can I get you?"  The panda orders mac and cheese, eats it all, stands up and shoots the bartender.  The manager runs over and says, "hey, what in the world are you doing?"  The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary."  The manager goes home that night and sure enough under Panda he reads; a mammal; native to China.  Eats shoots and leaves.  Ba da boom.  Thank you, thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Be sure and try the veal.